Waffling

When someone talks an actual whole load of rubbish and is really annoying and jarring won’t ever stop talking about th emits irrelevant topics.

Bro she’s just waffling don’t listen to her

by Mhmmm :) March 19, 2020

waffling

adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.

Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.

by wilderxero August 29, 2004

Blue waffeling

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.

I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(

by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010

waffling

Adding confusing/meaningless words into your speech to
1) Inflate the show time, or
2) Cover the fact that you don't have an idea.

Bla bla bla you know, it's like that, as we all surely know.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

wafflewind

The thumping sound produced when the rear car window is down.

God dammit Jim close that back window the wafflewind is hurting my ears!

by nom de plumpaperback writer July 29, 2019

waffling

To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.

I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!

by phonic December 17, 2008

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004