Wad

A synonym for penis.

Johnathan has a large wad.

by TriangleOfLaughs May 11, 2009

Wad

The act of having no arms or legs, only one main body mass with an inanimate object for an eye(s) and no teeth.

"Look at the Wad over there, her parents must hate to cart her around"

by Wadlover March 7, 2010

Wad

A tightly folded up "wad" of toilet paper jammed in your ass crack to prevent yourself from shitting your pants because you have diarrhea.

Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.

Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/money.

In the Bar:

Guy 1:"Hey man, big night tonight, I've taken out a lot of cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"

Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to bathroom again*

by GBstyle March 4, 2009

Wad

A term that can be used anywhere to express joy, acceptance or like. To use wad properly, emphasis must be given to the "ad" sound in the word. Wad orrigionally evoled from the word rad but is so much more now.

*something happens* - "waaaaaddddddd"
"I like your shirt" "yeah its pretty wad"

by Jobbo April 13, 2008

wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2012

wad

Wad(n.)1: A data file for id Software's incredibly popular 'Doom' series of games first released in 1993. The term ".Wad" is short for "Where's all the data?" They can be used to distribute user created content as well and thus spawned the videogame modding phenomenon. As of 2006 there are thousands of user created .wads avalible for download.

Person1: "Hey, did you check out that new .wad for doom 2?"
Person2: "Yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!"
Person1: "Doom forever!"

by Tom Napodano September 7, 2008

wad

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"

by Daren January 6, 2004