Racktress

A woman who cant act but has large breasts and is in entertainment.

Pamela Sue Anderson was horrible in that movie, but get a load of her breats. She cant act, but she is a great racktress.

by Heckler1 December 11, 2008

Racktress

A female actress who is more notable for her large breasts than for her acting ability.

Pamela Sue Anderson isnt a very good actress, but she has a great set of tits and that makes her a damn fine racktress.

by Heckler01 December 9, 2008

waitress

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)

by lovedbyhim September 7, 2007

wackness

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.

I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.

by cazort October 14, 2004

Angry Mexican Waitress

When you cum into a girl's mouth and she spits it into her vagina and gets pregnant.

"Oh shit, she didn't swallow! She did an Angry Mexican Waitress. Now I gotta pay child support."

by Juanita004803283 March 6, 2010

The Wackness

Movie that came out in 2008 starring Ben Kingsley as an offbeat psychotherapist (Dr. Jeffrey Squires), Josh Peck as his drug-dealing 18 year old patient (Luke Shapiro), and Olivia Thirlby as the psychiatrist's daughter (Stephanie) whom Luke falls in love with.

Mary-Kate Olsen makes an appearance as a hippie with dreads.

Was actually a decent movie. Made you laugh and cry and left you feeling overall pretty good.

Proved that every now and then Nickelodeon stars can in fact be talented. Josh Peck's performance was incredible.

Have you seen The Wackness yet? Makes you think twice about Josh Peck.

by blarghle August 9, 2009

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012