Wambulance

A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

waaaambulance

A slang term to descirbe someone who has been whining and bitching so much they need an ambulance

oh em gee let me call a waaaambulance

by DizzyLizzy February 20, 2007

Wambulance

A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.

by Slayn January 11, 2008

Wambulance

Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!

by droopie December 30, 2008

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

waaaambulance

Term popularized by Bruce Willis in a movie entitled "The Kid".

Oh, poor Paris Hilton had to do some slammer time. Better call the waaaambulance!

by Kimo1 September 1, 2007

wahbulance

its what you call when someone whines too much

"I just spilled beer all over my new pants"
--better call the Wah-bulance !
--yeah, the number is 9-wah-wah !

wait, i hear the siren off in the distance....

'wah waH, wAH WAH !

by mattw August 16, 2005