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Wrong hole, dumbshit!

What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
by Mark H June 2, 2004
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The wrong hole

When you put your penis in the wrong hole in a ladys body (or a man).
'Jade is now blind, due to Marcus puting his penis in the wrong hole'
by bumflufflegend August 20, 2011
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Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible
Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"
by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018
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put the wrong thing in the wrong hole

When one really fucks up
Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.
by NES Taker 2016 December 19, 2016
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wrong holed

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"
This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.
by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011
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Wrongholed

A portmanteau of "wrong" and "hole", made into one word because when these two are used in unison they're screamed during a jumbled panic.

To wronghole or be wrongholed is almost exclusively exceptionally painful for both parties and never intentional. That's not to say that to wronghole can never be intended but this definition does not deal with that. For this reason the past "too late, it's been done" tense version of the word deserves a separate entry to the standard wronghole entry.

Wrongholing most commonly happens when at least the male party is drunk, and also most commonly during doggy style coitus due to physics and biology. There are, however, risks in any position. It is the event whereby the old vaginal in out has reached such impetus that the member slips out. Usually due to alcohol consumption leading to arrogance and slow wits, the male is determined that on the return stroke re-entry shall occur perfectly and smoothly, nobody will notice and things will carry on as normal.

This is never what happens. Instead wrongholing occurs at high speed with devastatingly insufficient lubricant. It wasn't intentional, it wasn't planned, it wasn't sinister but somewhere along the ling the pecker ignored the glowing beacon of the welcoming poontang and headed straight for the rectum. Sex will stop for AT LEAST the next 5 minutes, if you're lucky, while you both roll around in the foetal position feeling pitifully sorry for yourselves.

That is to be wrongholed.
"Oh man, we got back from the pub the other night and while getting jiggy with it I wrongholed her. She wouldn't let me carry on and made me sleep on the sofa."
by Barnard17 July 5, 2009
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wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present
'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'
by Big Dave November 10, 2004
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