Fucked nine ways to Sunday

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

by Yeret February 8, 2015

go both ways

To be bisexual, not necessarily polyamorous.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he has a girlfriend too, he likes to go both ways."

by Cha_The_Porcupine June 11, 2006

Dumb Ways to Die

Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.

P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?

P2: Yes I have and its hilarious

P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

screwed six ways till sunday

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.

Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.

by Carl Otto January 1, 2008

Waysan

A girl who is spunky, shy, unique, and random. Also describing anything unique and random. Translates to 'unique coral' in Chinese.

Waysan burst into a fit of random laughter just as the class fell abruptly silent.

by haute_chic June 30, 2009

Waysome

Being waysome is the highest form of superiorty. There is no going beyond waysome, waysome is the maxX an object or being can reach. When something is called or referred to as waysome, it should be admired for it's superiority over life. Being called waysome is the greatest honor and has the same feeling as looking into the face of god and having him say you are his finest creation.

"Riki-ho is waysome."

by Ian Caton October 9, 2004

Feel no ways

To not give a single fuck about something; Not to care about what just happened.

I feel no ways about school. (I don't care about school)

I felt no ways knocking down those pylons. (I didn't care when I knocked down those pylons.

by Real TO September 18, 2014