wonkey

An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.

Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!

by Jarmatus June 14, 2008

Wonkey

White, honkey funk music

Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music

by Wonkey101 December 1, 2009

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022

Wonkey Donkey

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.

Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!

by TashaB February 12, 2008