wj

1. pure evil incarnate.
2. destroyer of idiots with big mouths but no balls.
3. enslaver of #animegamer

wj smiles evily as he bans gene_starwind again and again

by animegamer June 06, 2003

WJ

WJ, or a Wine Jockey is a person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the WJ at the wine bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some funky cuvées.

by wenttothemoon December 06, 2019

WJ

Stands for Work Job, commonly shortened to Dub J. Sexual act using only common office supplies, notably a hole punch and a medium to large piece of string. A hole is punched through the scrotum, and the piece of string is tied through the ballsac. The male is then led around the office. It is very important that the man does not ejaculate. This totally fucking ruins the purpose of the WJ. If you wanna come, get a hand job you faggot.

I was feeling frisky today at the office so I asked Marianne to give me a WJ. I can no longer have children, but it was fuckin sweet!

by Duce Duce Weezy November 01, 2008

WJ

The act of fucking a person in a recently, fresh wound after stabbing and or shooting the victim.

I stabbed her and then had my way with her during a "WJ."

by BickusDickus April 12, 2011