Winchester

A Winchester is a person who retells the same jokes over and over again. It started off as a nickname for a person (We'll call him Dev) who would repeat the same jokes on a regular basis, especially on a Jokes page on Facebook. The name comes from the lever-action rifle of that name - this was often called a 'Winchester Repeater'. The nickname stuck and even to repeat a joke now is met with claims of 'Winchester!'

Winchester! You told us that joke about 3 months ago.

That's a Winchester - heard it before.

by billauk August 26, 2013

Winchester

A ridiculously posh city in Hampshire. You think Chandlers Ford is posh, until you meet the families that live in Winchester.

It's a scale.. the closer you get to Winchester the posher it gets. The closer to Eastleigh, the chav-ier it gets.

Advice if your ever going to Winchester is to go to 'Buddy's Diner'. Wondrous food in there, so it is.

The main street has got great shops on it too! (Well, it used to. About, say, half are Bankrupt...)

"Mother! Mother! Come help me, quick! My boot has fallen off! Oh Mother, come help, quick, our £5000 dog Rupert is eating my £500 designer bootie!" - Children in Winchester

"Coming Henrietta-Gurtelquad Regindoola!" - Mothers in Winchester

"Everything the light touches is Peter Symmonds... but that dark space, well, that's Eastleigh. Ugh, how common. And those simply ghastly ragamuffins from Barton Pevril..." - Students in Winchester

by MemeShock March 20, 2013

Winchester

Winchester is the best town in New Hampshire also it is the worst. Crime rates are high because of the small police force. also has reputation for incest. kids would rather get drunk in the woods than go to school this is why the high school in town shut down.

Me- hey wanna go to winchester?
You- why would i ever go there i dont want to be seen there

by Dukes79 May 25, 2010

Winchester

A city in England where;
Everyone thinks they are better than you.
Beige chinos are worn excessively.
Posh dads wear their jumpers tied around their necks. Usually accompanied with sunglasses.
Students who take philosophy as an A-Level don't wash and are indie or just use any excuse to protest because they think it's cool.

Students talk about politics when they know nothing about it.
The boys are turning into girls and taking selfies.

Other than that a really nice historical city!

"We go to Peter Symonds in Winchester so we are immediately smarter than everyone else"
"Bantersaurus Rex"

by Jeffreydope February 27, 2013

Winchester

Hard disk drive

Ive6 just put a new 7200rpm winchester in my rig.

by AxeMill December 14, 2019

Winchester

To "Pull a Winchester" is to preform sexual intercourse, typicaly with a member of extended family. Originating In reference to a common house hold family rifle of old, one would pleasure his/her self with the use of the powerful and well used lever-action rifle. In other words "familiar territory".

She was rocked like a well oiled Winchester.
"Out here is pretty common to pull a Winchester without knowing it"

by TheRealDankMaster420 September 27, 2015

winchester

A town where it is said that all the familes are related. They all are incested, bred from incest

Boy: Heyy
Girl: Hi
Boy: Want to come back to my place?
Girl: Suree, where is it?
Boy: Um, winchester.
Girl: Oh um, I have to heat up a week old bowl of soup. Sorry!

by rawr a saur June 29, 2006