WILF 

Wheelchair user id like to fuck

Was visiting my grandad at the nursing home the other day and i saw a few wilfs

WILF by Lee buttle January 22, 2019

Wilf 

Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."

Wilf by screwmehard November 21, 2009

Wilf 

The coconut chocolate at the back of the box, the one you leave at the supermarket, wilfs are depressing creatures destined to live lives of rejection and being shunned by society .

Olivia: "Have you seen Luke around?"
Jess: "Nah, he's a bit of a wilf."

Wilf by Willy wanka February 10, 2019

Wilf 

Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...

the list goes on!

Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!

Wilf by vaderag February 18, 2009

wilf 

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

wilf by E R D April 21, 2007

WILF 

Wife I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.

WILF by FemaleAssLover September 26, 2010

Wilf 

To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

Wilf by Hishonswash January 21, 2018