WILF

Wheelchair user id like to fuck

Was visiting my grandad at the nursing home the other day and i saw a few wilfs

by Lee buttle January 22, 2019

Wilf

Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."

by screwmehard November 21, 2009

Wilf

The coconut chocolate at the back of the box, the one you leave at the supermarket, wilfs are depressing creatures destined to live lives of rejection and being shunned by society .

Olivia: "Have you seen Luke around?"
Jess: "Nah, he's a bit of a wilf."

by Willy wanka February 10, 2019

Wilf

Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...

the list goes on!

Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!

by vaderag February 18, 2009

wilf

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

by E R D April 21, 2007

WILF

Wife I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.

by FemaleAssLover September 26, 2010

Wilf

To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

by Hishonswash January 21, 2018