WILF

A dude that looks like Will Ferrell, but he's funny so chicks want to bang him.

Hot chick at bar: Wow, that guy's a total WILF. I hope he proceeds to mount me like a wildebeest.

by Willlie September 23, 2007

WILF

stands for William I'd Like to Fuck. generally used when you know a will or a william. can be used for just a generally fit guy who you feel like interacting with.

oh daaaaymn, he is a full-on WILF!

by emmaakins June 08, 2010

WILF

Witty Woman I'd Like to F^&% - WILF
This term relates to a hot chick you work work with whose wit is only surpassed by her beauty.

'Hey Dude, OMG did you see that chick in the office yesterday, what a dress, she looked so hot!'

Reply 'yeah man, she is the hottest babe, not only that she has a wicked sense of humour, what a WILF!'

by ninjahboi July 23, 2011

WILF

Weatherman I'd Like to Fuck

Colin Briggs came into my show yesterday, he'sa total WILF!!!!!

by TibbyWibbyTeabag December 12, 2010

Wilfing

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.

by Memasa April 10, 2007

wilf

Wife I would like to fuck.

Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.

by coppertop December 13, 2003

Wilf

A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.

"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."

by Sknarts November 30, 2011