On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.
By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012
A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
by DHA0714 November 29, 2014
by Rj14 December 24, 2014
When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.
by CrispyBusiness March 26, 2017
A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.
by B-Rad6977 December 10, 2011
Last Christmas I asked my friend: "What's going on tonight?"
He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."
He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."
by Bay Area Player January 20, 2007
This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.
Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009