wheels

Something that a slow person does not have. One of the least known people without wheels is teddy.

Teddy has no wheels!

by Jill Ronald Wennings May 12, 2010

wheels

A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"

After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"

by spokeydokey July 14, 2006

wheels

Someone who is extremely fast.

That boy Mike Vick got wheels fa sho main.

by Yaboyace August 22, 2005

Wheels

a term used to refer to a person who is confined to a wheelchair.

nice wheels. can you do any tricks?
you should get some sweet dubs for that thing.
nice wheels, turbo.

by walkingblind December 18, 2005

wheels

desciption of a female with a nice body and/or ass

Playa 1: "Damn she fine!!"

Playa 2: "Is she phat??"

Playa 1: "Hol up lemme check the wheels..*looks* She is OFFICIAL!"

by YoungHistory September 28, 2008

Wheels

Flirting with someone

Also something immature teenagers like to scream if a guy even talks to a girl.

Boy: hi Erin!

Erin: Hi!

Immature teenager: WHEELS!!!!!

by Potatoeloverxxx September 10, 2016

Wheels

When two people have been obviously flirting for some time. Both people like each other and are aware that the other likes them, but do not date.

"who's that girl josh tagged on his recent post, wheels?"

by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017