Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.
by Tim April 3, 2005
Get the wet seal mug.When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.
The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.
The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.
by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014
Get the Wet Seal mug.A sex position that requires either a pool with jets or a hot tub. The girl is on the side of the pool with the jets blowing on her from the front while the guy is fucking her from behind.
by The V Dolphin September 2, 2010
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Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.
Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.
by Mike1356 October 13, 2010
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by Alanson October 23, 2006
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by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005
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