one weeker

a one week ban, used particularly in Discord.

You sent a meme in general? Catch a one weeker.

by zanerrrrr September 11, 2021

neeker weeker

a boys *down there*

HE HAS A SMALL NEEKER WEEKER

by ive tried to hard September 5, 2020

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

Two-Weeker

A girl or guy that you suddenly fall in love with for about two weeks until you realize what an ugly fucking bitch they are

I wasn't in love with her, she was only a two-weeker.

by d.j. unC.O.N.shuss November 1, 2009

weeker majeeker

adjective meaning fuckin class! Usually used by those known as spides

Fuck me mucker those fila shoes are weeker majeeker!

by Swad October 10, 2003

cheekey weeker

It's used to describe a bitch.

My poot turned into poop what a cheekey weeker.

by Poot daddy June 7, 2018

Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022