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I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.
"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."
by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022
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I'm being watched

person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."
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binge watched

the act of going into a trance-like state of only eating, breathing, and watching the entirety of a tv show or anime
Dude #1: yo, I just binge watched highschool dxd
Dude #2: how do you live like this...
by neko-chan15 January 4, 2017
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Sounds like a porno I watched

Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."
by Igiveyoubassss February 14, 2012
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Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn

If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty
Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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Late Watched

When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.
1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.

2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.

3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
by theloltrain December 30, 2009
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A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
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