Wasps 

A stupid thing, which stung me today. I was leaning over to stroke a cute cat, it was GORGEOUS! OK, back to the point, I laid down on the grass to stroke it. It hurt, but it went through my clothes so the sting wasn't in it. It has venom, and if it stings you, you need to wash it with soap and water, and put something cool on it. Mine still hurts now, around 12 hours later.

"MUUM! THE WASP (wasps, because it makes me have to include the word being defined) STUNG ME!" *cries like a baby*

Wasps by Old Voldy's gone mouldy August 12, 2018

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Arse wasps 

A small cloud of imaginary insects that viciously attack the anus after consuming a particularly potent curry.

"I had terrible arse wasps this morning"

Arse wasps by TheShadowOfLenin January 12, 2004

norwegian wasps 

Scary, Blood Raged, Disturbes "high times" when your on an outside porch.

Damn nigga look at those norwegian wasps!!! AHHHH motha fucka!!!
Take Justin, he has a nice body!

norwegian wasps by nigga who need som weed August 27, 2006

ass wasps 

The tingling or burning sensation around the anus after a particularly large bout of diarrhoea. Some say it is comparable to the sting of a wasp. It is often brought on by a chicken vindaloo you had on a drunken night out and you completely forgot about

Oh bloody hell got ass wasps again, must've been that curry.

ass wasps by lancelot&co July 5, 2017

nuzzling a wasps nest 

the act of sniffing out a womans cake hole when she hasn't wiped properly, and you have a puss weeping spot on your nose.

look at ma swollen beek!! eatin' that burds ass was like nuzzling a wasps nest

nuzzling a wasps nest by gordon stewart March 25, 2004

Swatting Wasps 

1. Killing hornets with a fly-swatter

2. Sending the SWAT team against White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

Person 1: I love swatting wasps

Person 2: why would you like that? it's not really fun, it is just killing a bu-

Person 2: oh

Swatting Wasps by DonutEater1313 November 17, 2020