A very ugly girl that usually has a face like a pumpkin with a rotund lower body that is excessive in every way shape and form.
Tommy laid pipe to a warpig that kept screaming about green apples. Then asked if that fat bitch had left yet... talking to her.
by Atmosphere April 20, 2007
A very fat woman. A warpig may have attractive features that are disguised by excessive loads of woman.
by VanWilder March 06, 2007
by luvthepig September 30, 2010
An Unwanted or Illegitimate Baby or Child. The illegitimate children of War. An archaic word used by the British "Upper Classes to describe children that were sired in a War situation, usually between a man of the "Officer Class" and a Prostitute. I have heard it used as "Da Da's Warpig" , meaning "Fathers illegitimate child". Warpigs were often consigned to a hellish life, subjected to horrendous discipline practices and were often driven deliberately mad. See also "Royal Blood".
Queen Victoria's Warpig half sister was consigned to a life of obscurity in the country as she was an embarrassment to all around her.
by Huey Tank December 01, 2014
A term used in the video game "Team Fortress 2" to describe players that wear a certain cosmetic item and greatly over estimate their skill and tend to get themselves killed in game. (i.e. the Scotch Bonnet for the demoman)
by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow November 03, 2016
A gamer who believes they are vastly better than they actually are. Often seen in games such as TF2, Overwatch and COD.
"Aw fuck, we've got a Warpig (Gaming definition) on our team. This match is gonna be fucking annoying cause he's just gonna charge in there then blame us when he dies."
by Tumbleflop November 07, 2017
1) A warmonger. Someone who views war/violence as the best, if not only, means to solve conflict.
2) An morbidly obese, impossibly ugly woman.
3) A wartime Placebo. Be it a bigger, faster, prettier, more advanced, or simply more expensive rocket, gun, bomb, vehicle or other device.
Note: A Warpig does NOT have to be more effective in practice, just make the owner/user feel more confident.
2) An morbidly obese, impossibly ugly woman.
3) A wartime Placebo. Be it a bigger, faster, prettier, more advanced, or simply more expensive rocket, gun, bomb, vehicle or other device.
Note: A Warpig does NOT have to be more effective in practice, just make the owner/user feel more confident.
1) "Hey, you hear the latest about <Terrorist Leader>?"
"Oh that warpig?"
2) "She was built like a tank with a face only a mother could love."
"Oh man, sounds like a real Warpig."
3) "See Dick's new Warpig?"
"What; he got another new gold-plated gun?"
"Oh that warpig?"
2) "She was built like a tank with a face only a mother could love."
"Oh man, sounds like a real Warpig."
3) "See Dick's new Warpig?"
"What; he got another new gold-plated gun?"
by VexAndSilence August 03, 2019