A Japanese Warning Shot

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke

Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*

by Smol Meme Account January 11, 2017

The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

warning shots

The release of several small farts warning that a turd is on it's way.

Johnny felt his guts get heavy, then the warning shots came. He soon needed to find a toilet.

by Poleyhants January 30, 2007

Warning Shots

First twitches of the male orgasm. Purposely subdued in an attempt to prevent a full orgasm and prolong the experience. May or may not produce ejaculate.

"When you're getting close you pull out. Sometimes you can stop the warning shots and you can go at it again and then finish up."

by Spaceman 7 December 5, 2011