Kept you waiting huh?

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

spider walking

A type of bdsm play were one partner is tied up and deprived of normal senses
Eg. Blindfolded, ear plugs, gagged

They are left for a period of time for their senses to get used to it then the other partner comes back at any unknown time, light touches will give extra pleasure. Even if not in a particularly sexual area. Causes more intense orgasms and pleasure

My boyfriend and I tried spider walking last night and holy crap

by Doritoswithoutovens March 8, 2018

Dead Girl Walking

1. A girl who has been decreed to be deleted from high school at 8 am next Monday by the Demon Queen of High School(also known as a mythic bitch), and suffers such hallucinations that she believes that she will be hunted down in study hall, and stuffed and mounted on a wall. She has decided that she only has 30 minutes of her left of her life to live, and so she asks herself

"How shall I spend them?". Her self confidence decides for her that maybe she doesn't have to stay there and die like cattle. That she could change her name, and ride up to Seattle. The only problem is that she doesn't have a motorbike. But she comes up with another option that she likes: to spend these 30 hours of her remaining life getting freaky. She really needs it hard, because she's a dead girl walking, so she decides to pay a friendly visit to her psychopathic boyfriend's house and announces that she's in his yard and that she is in fact; a dead girl walking. She decides to snap the window lock of her boyfriend before they (her fellow classmates) punch her clock (which is her time left at school). She tries to justify breaking her boyfriend's property (his window lock), by saying that she has got no time to knock on his door, announcing once again that she is a dead girl walking.

Veronica Sawyer has got no time to talk to Ms Flemming because she is a Dead Girl Walking

by yourmûm July 9, 2021

daylight wasting time

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year

I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.

by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009

Wallington

Attractive middle class town within the London Borough of Sutton with the great distinction of being the site of three of the best Grammar schools in the entire country.

Wallington is the hotspot of Britain for secondary education.

by .l April 26, 2014

Walking L

When someone really is a failure and can’t do literally nothing right

That famous YouTuber Grease is a walking L

by Poop -_- December 26, 2018