waiter's nightmare

A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.

Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare

by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009

Waiter's Crack

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Waiter voice

1. Convincing soft voice. 2. Oftein used to ask for favors i.e. food in restaurants usually accompanied with a soft smile.

Damn i hate when Rosie uses her waiter voice to make me clean the lane full ob blueberries.

by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018

Waiter Butt

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?

"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.

“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers

by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006

waiter ass

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

Waiter voice

Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.

Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.

by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018