Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

Valets

A Singaporean woman that often gets into sexual altercations. Usually a single mom of more than five children. Quite poor.

She's such a Valets.

I feel so sad for poor Valets.

by pipka January 7, 2019

valetudinarian

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

by the great raymondo July 9, 2007

valetto

Valetto is a male with the power of the God Hercules. He is meant to be strong, bold and arrogant. Fear is not in his dictionary.

Valetto means to be bold and fearless.

by Valetto January 11, 2018

vylette

an incredibly funny, witty, compassionate person. the name is incredibly unique, similar to the person, which is why they are described as a vylette. everything around them seems to be surrounded by light. they tend to put others first because they love everyone so much. this is why everyone loves them.

homie one: dude idk the answers to this quiz

girl one: ask that vylette

homie one: what if she snitches?

girl one: never. you can always count on them.

by snoopdigsterdog June 25, 2018

Valet

1. One who attends to the needs of a "gentleman". 2. A sophisticated, nicely paid "go-for" (gopher). 3. One who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.

Will you please valet my Bently. Please park it in a highly visible location. The more visible, the more your tip will be.

by J.L. Calloway May 22, 2008

vyolet

pretty fucking awesome

MIKE: why is vyolet so awesome
VONNIE: i dont even know why i am

by thegarnishganster January 9, 2014