Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it

by Washy February 17, 2015

Ubeja Vontell

A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.

I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.

by bdubsy April 15, 2020

Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.

Your mother is a volunteer hooker.

by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010

volunteer prostitute

1. A more humanistic term for a slut.
2. Someone who commits sexual acts as a prostitute would, but receives no compensation for their actions.

Guy One: Man, I totally hooked up with that girl from the bar last night.
Guy Two: She looked like a total slut, nice job bro.
Guy One: Dude... She's not a slut. She's a volunteer prostitute.

by walshbear December 31, 2011

Professional Volunteer

The politically correct term for a worthless, lazy bitch who don't make money and don't do shit.

My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.

by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018

never volunteer

The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".

"Never volunteer for anything".

by eighthofseven November 12, 2007

voluntold

forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.

"You slack ass ensigns. Since none of you are going to volunteer, consider yourselves all voluntold. See you tomorrow morning at 0600."

by Kevin Ferguson December 12, 2003