by Jebs, yeah, jebs November 30, 2010
An orange wearing drunken buffoon who attends The University of Tennessee Knoxville. Commonly noted for attending more football games (8 Homes Games) than classes. They are particularly easy to spot because of their bright orange apparel and when conversing they will often refer to themselves as "Gator Hators" and bash every school and every referee who has ever been part of a UT loss.
by tay sachs11 June 11, 2008
Jared: "Overall, it's pretty vol."
David: "You're vol."
Jared: That's such a vol thing to say."
David: Vol.
David: "You're vol."
Jared: That's such a vol thing to say."
David: Vol.
by Forthe6ix August 10, 2019
by vvismyfeistylatinolover June 03, 2009
A vol node also known as an “implied volatility node” is something which supposed “Options trading experts” on Twitter have trouble grasping. It might be that their ego and self-worth is too inflated by the crowds of retail traders they lie to. These so called “experts” were dropped on their head as a kid so they didn’t get to that part of the book yet in “Options for Dummies” to learn what it is yet.
On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.
On a more serious note, a vol node is simply a point that represents implied volatility as a function of strike, moneyness, delta, or standard deviation from the underlying.
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: There’s a kink in the /NG Natural Gas curve for the March tenor. A large block order came through and jacked up the implied vols of the OTM calls. I’m going to sell it then delta hedge as the skew reverts so I can profit the spread between the market vols and my theoretical vols.
Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.
*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*
Twitter Volatility Expert with a bunch of followers breaks into the office (Retard): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! A VOL NODE ISN’T A REAL THING!!! YOU GIYS ARE STUPIDDD YOU CANT MAKE MOMEY OFF THAT JUST BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED OR TRADED BEFORE!!!!
Normal person working at any large Market Making firm: Security, please escort this retard out the building, thank you.
*retard later ends up throwing a tantrum later online and talking to the voices in the walls*
by Obama’s Last Name December 28, 2021
When you see a large group of Trannies hang out, and when they get sloppy drunk, they combine into Vol-TRAN.
by mboogie408 June 25, 2009
Streching your face out, opening you mouth and pointing your tongue as far down your face as possible, known as the 'cheeky vol'
Jake: Hey Amy, do the cheeky Vol!
Amy *cheeky vol* now you!?
Jake: *cheeky vol*
Together: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Voldemort: steal'n ma thannnnnng!
Amy *cheeky vol* now you!?
Jake: *cheeky vol*
Together: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Voldemort: steal'n ma thannnnnng!
by JakeAmyVolperts August 30, 2011