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Volcel

Voluntarily celibate. One who avoids, dating, sex, marriage, and romantic relationships entirely with the opposite sex.

Characterized by an aggressive form of M.G.T.O.W. where men avoid relationships of any sort with the opposite sex, because of the inherent risk and little potential upside of such relationships.

“Graypillers”
That’s my last fucking Tinder date, I’m going graypill.”

You mean you are going to be a volcel??
by Lazlomatic January 27, 2024
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Volcel

Selectively sexual (e.g. monogamous), celibate due to other reasons e.g. currently far from partner.
Tom: "Bro look hot girl we got her, wanna ping her pong?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".
Pvt. Paul: "Bro we're in the Red light district, wanna hit up a hooker?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".
by Yoyo's_timetin April 24, 2024
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Volcel

A person who's totally missing his partner (due to any reason, e.g. many miles of distance etc.).
No dearth of either horniness or willing members of the opposite sex ...
But a Volcel can only go with partner ... and is not just ready, but also happy to wait to be with partner (because time is best devoted to working to be with partner).

Can't get laid but wants to = incel
Can but doesn't want to get laid = celibate
Can but doesn't want to get laid with anyone, but only with partner = volcel
Susan: "My husband was a volcel during his time abroad".
Being separated by the tallest of mountains and the blackest of seas, we've been volcels for a while.
by Yoyo's_timetin April 10, 2024
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nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.
by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010
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Vocel

Voluntarily celibate for reasons of asexuality, prevention of unplanned pregnancy, STDs, or aversion to social relationships or unforeseen legal complications/consequences and financial discipline.
Hambeast1: Do you think Jake would go out with me?

Hambeast2: No he doesn't go out with anyone because he's vocel.
by GreatWhiteQuiet January 3, 2014
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VoCel

Voluntarily celibate . Voluntarily deciding to follow the rules of celibacy. See also Abstinence, lack if involvement in physical intimacy with or without being in a relationship with them.
When I was younger there was a discussion on abstinence and keeping your virginity till I get married, I did and after I tried it I didn’t want to experience that again so I guess I would consider myself a VoCel.

As I grew up my body didn’t and it was difficult being so small, people would try to be sexually involved with me except I couldn’t handle it so I decided to not be in relationships by being voluntarily celibate.

Years ago I realized that I don’t like people, I don’t see any person as attractive so I refuse to get intimate with anyone so I am a voluntary celibate. #VoCel
by shatterddreams June 6, 2018
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nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.
by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010
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