magic voice mail

A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.

by richomundo October 27, 2008

Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012

voice mailer

1. (v) When you miss a friend's call and when you call them back, it goes to voice mail.

I called Joey back after I missed his call, but he didn't answer, what a voice mailer.

by DaDankPotato May 11, 2016

voicemail anxiety

Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.

Even the notification of a message can trigger my voicemail anxiety.

by mmmonic December 29, 2010

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

voicejail

The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

I tried changing my phone greeting and I got stuck in voicejail.

by thaley May 22, 2006

Voicemail voice

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.

2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.

by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012