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visonary investor

Someone who makes financial decisions while having some sort of insight of the near or far future. Any form of investment trading stocks seeing the direction of a company etc.
Ruso1 said he remembers when Netflix was only $5 dollars a share! He was to young to buy company shares but he told everyone they should! What an visonary investor!
by One World Anarchy July 23, 2019
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vicodaniac

Any person who intakes a large of vicodin on a daily basis.
Jim is a vicodaniac!
by Jak Baltassare December 31, 2008
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abe vigoda

Verb To use an Abe Vigoda-shaped dildo into a woman's vagina (more specifically the clit).
Hey dear, do you mind if I give you and Abe Vigoda.
by a future teacher September 22, 2006
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Visona

Cheap slut that enjoys driving his 'fully sick' seca that sounds like a camel.

Speaks only 5 words that are:
1) CHEAP
2) Margaret
3) Slut
4) Barbagalo
5) Julia
Pezza you cheap slut!

MARGARET!

BARBAGALO!

Ohhh Julia *Visona on top of the kitchen bench*
by SXYCHEAPSLUTBARBAGALO November 28, 2010
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The Visorak

The slapping sound produced by a scrotum smacking up against the bagoina. Can me made through a variety of positions.
"Man, Lucy came over last night and my roommate couldn't even hear the TV cause we was Visroakin' ALL NIGHT!"
by Rick February 23, 2005
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Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
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Abe Vigoda Syndrome

When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021
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