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The Sons Of Virgins

This group Consists of Modest Pelican (their leader), And the stealtho gang. Which consists of Stealtho Marto, Stealtho Fieldo, Stealtho Crosby, Stealtho Carbo, Stealtho Symo, Stealtho Robbo, Stealtho Maddie, (and a few more I believe). They are the ultimate gangsters who promote Christianity and keeping your purity. Modest Pelican (also known as Papa Peli) also ensures people stay hydrated and is one of his most prominent beliefs. And they’re the most feared gang in all of Los Santos.
Non-Virgin Loser: Who’s the most powerful Gang in Los Santos
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins
by 10 Am February 22, 2021
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league of virgins

People who play the game League of Legends. These people have no lives and never leave mom's basement for anything. Therefore they will never have sex and create a huge league of virgins.
Taylor: Look at those kids I over there they must be virgins
Thomas: Yea I play League with them
Taylor: So you are part of the League of Virgins.
by yoloswagferda June 16, 2014
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Restless Virgins

A "nonfiction" publication by two graduates from Milton Academy based on some allegedly "legitimate" interviews, phone conversations, IM conversations, etc with graduates of the Class of 2005.

Based on the lives of five characters, three girls and two boys, the authors focus on mostly (if not only) the sexual part of their lives. The authors say that they were inspired by the sex scandal of 2005, and wanted to answer the question of "why?".

The entire book is written badly with false information (although they say that it was all extensively fact-checked) and ridiculous metaphors. Their alleged 'fact-checking' only came from the POVs of the students they interviewed, although they also attempt to place the thoughts of characters whom they had no conversation with (for example, they describe the feelings and thoughts of one the mothers of the characters). Fantastic metaphors such as "Thoughts hung like rainbows" and "she had breasts the size of baby melons" are littered throughout this "literary piece".

Basically, the authors totally breached the trust of the students they interviewed by talking to them about everything (from academics to social life to peer pressures) and only focusing and using parts of the conversations about sex. They contradict themselves all the time when defending their 'work' and try to write it as a 'nonfiction novel' although their writing leaves something to be desired.

We also have no idea whether or not they really were taught at Milton Academy because their writing is absolutely far from the usual standard of work that are produced at this establishment.
"...graduation tents like whipped cream..."
"He loved her eyes, because he liked green eyes."
"...Milton Academy woke up from desolation..."

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"Dude, did you read Restless Virgins?"
"No way, I refuse to buy a copy and support their living."
by MA Student 101 November 26, 2007
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Virginist

A person who keeps their virginity for marriage.

A person who takes pride in being a virgin or keeping their virginity.

A person who prizes friendship than sexual relationship.
A person waiting for the right person in their life.

A person with a desire to find their soul mate in life.
A person who enjoys nudity and not intercourse.

A person who prefers masturbation instead of intercourse.
A person who may enjoy masturbating or outercourse with friends and does not want intercourse.
A person with many friends and seeking to select one who they will want to spend the rest of their life with.

A person who does not believe in abortion and prizes the potential creation of life.
Miguel is a virginist and believes in sex after marriage with the person he believes will be his soul mate.
by David White Rock April 12, 2017
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biggest virgins

A group of massive losers who cannot talk to girls to save their life.
Kiefer, Lachlan and Michael are the biggest virgins.
by Symbioses July 30, 2020
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The Sons Of Virgins

This group Consists of Modest Pelican (their leader), And the stealtho gang. Which consists of Stealtho Marto, Stealtho Fieldo, Stealtho Crosby, Stealtho Carbo, Stealtho Symo, Stealtho Robbo, Stealtho Maddie, (and a few more I believe). They are the ultimate gangsters who promote Christianity and keeping your purity. Modest Pelican (also known as Papa Peli) also ensures people stay hydrated and is one of his most prominent beliefs.
Non-Virgin Loser: Who’s the most powerful Gang in Los Santos
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins
by 10 Am February 22, 2021
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Virginese

A girl who has sucked dick before but has never had sex
“Hey I just sucked Steve’s dick! I’m finally a virginese”
by graperepresentative January 17, 2018
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