Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."
by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
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An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
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