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Balls in a vice grip

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."
by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
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my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"
You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"
by Hobix June 11, 2008
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Vice Gripper

An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.

No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
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vice gripper

criminal that puts the lean on corrupt public officials through blackmail or threats
the Pennsylvania judge was taking money tu sell children intu sexual bondage so I got the vice gripper on him
by Djihn Baal Allahzay June 11, 2014
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balls in a vicegrip

screwed introuble or at the mercy of another
i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i'll be castrated with a butter knife. Man my balls are in a vice grip
by KyRo October 17, 2004
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The Cock Vicegrip Rule

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.
Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.
by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011
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Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.
Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.
by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023
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