Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009

Verbation

To apply a verb's meaning onto itself.

"I can't say 'enunciate' without enunciating. It's weird."
"Don't overthink it, it's just verbation."
"Great. Now I'm overthinking 'overthink'."

by TheLittlePeace November 2, 2022

Gay-vention

A gay intervention.

1. First expressed in the tv show, "Glee" season one. Where Mercedes fell for Kurt, a stylish and sensitive boy in her class. But her friends try and tell her that Kurt is in fact gay. They try and warn her about it, but she disbelieves.

2. The act taken to prevent something from happening relating to a person or persons that are homosexual.

"Okay. Time for a gay-vention. That's a gay intervention."

by Millie Plummer May 26, 2013

Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.

Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"

by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011

Vextion

a new jersey rock band that is awesommmmeee. They play hard rock music and will melt your face.

I can't wait o see Vextion live.
I love Vextion's CD!

by music mania May 2, 2011

verbation

The result of verbing.

I genocided him in StarCraft last night.

Dude, don't say that! That's a horrible verbation!

by sciurus September 12, 2004

slang-vention

To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.

Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.

by Titty-caca June 21, 2006