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the vesti

A message board on IGN that is infamous for its randomness, a place of internet evil, where the lowest life forms gather to share their everyday experiences.
ZOMG, so the vesti leik insulted my ability to womanize, but im still the man, amirite?
by Cropman December 15, 2008
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vesty

A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.
Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.
by Mike Rougeau April 13, 2008
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vesty

Vesty a person that looks like, or acts like a transvestite.
Dave: "Wow! Look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows."
Jason: "Dude, I think that's a vesty."

Sabrina: "Does this fake mole look good on me?"
Jessica: "It kind of makes you look like a vesty."
by Jessalova May 25, 2005
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Vesty

A nickname for a bitchy, chubby, moronic girl who wears hideous puffy vests.
Stupid Vesty from our art class keeps rolling her eyes at us.

My God, Vesty's new hair color is horrible! So is her fake tan!
by ilovedougie April 12, 2008
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Vesty

An extremely derogatory term for a certain Indigenous population in Australia, specifically Torres Strait Islanders.
"That vesty stole my sandwich!"
by Joshy66240 January 29, 2008
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Vesties

A mispronunciation of "Veszteség" stemming from a video where the TikTok built-in text-to-speech attempted to pronounce the word. "Veszteség" is a niche Roblox game created by M U G E N and was the focus of said video.
This is a creepy game called Vesties
by mar.ilyn September 17, 2023
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Vesty

A female that looks, acts, or dresses in a masculine style. They normally have short hair, and wear no make up.

Despite being very butch, they are quite often married with children, but are gay on the DL.
Oh look at that guy over there with moobs

"That's not a guy, that's a woman, she's just Vesty"
by BustaGrimes June 30, 2025
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