Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

vertilator

Name of The Ultimate God.
His power is superb to all those around him and he cannot be beaten in any way shape or form.

Vertilator is wicked.

by Caar May 6, 2008

ventilator

Shotgunning smoke into someone's nostrils.

Blowing smoke into someone's nose.

I gave her the ventilator and smoke came out her mouth.

by Skankypants December 19, 2015

verminator

A verminator is employed by large media organisations e.g. the BBC to prevent pro-animal messages being displayed on their internet messageboards. Typically verminators are habitual sadists who will stop at nothing to inflict pain on those who seek to support animals e.g. foxists. Verminators are like humans but without the necks. They are invariably male.

They may work in teams e.g. Verminator 1, Veminator 2 etc etc. The list is endless.

The verb is 'to verminate'

Verminators verminate. If they play in a band they will be the drummer.

Cackling to himself the verminator clicked the "remove message" button.

"Help! I've been verminated."

by Vince the Fox December 13, 2010

Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.

Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't

by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011

vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.

Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes

by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020

ventilator251

The coolest kid to have ever walked the surface of yo mama. Yo mama so fat, it took him 200 years to get from 1 eye to the other.

Ventilator251 is really cool. I wish I could be like him!!

by Bentomaster69420(notventilator April 20, 2021