vertical smile

Name: vertical smile Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

Vertical Smile

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.