vern 

Short for "vernacular". Derogatory term used in Bombay (India) to describe people who were schooled in the local language and thus speak broken english.

He's such a vern, I don't know how you can hang out with him.

vern by wha January 4, 2005

Vern 

Another word for a penis.

"Wes's locked in the bathroom, churnin' his vern."

Vern by Vern Tooley December 12, 2006

Vern 

the name The Williams gave The Mathis as because there were no 2 Hunters in one party.

YOUR NAME IS NOW VERN. BIGOD.

Vern by The DAYE's impersonator October 26, 2010

Vern 

A fat dude who rides a lawnmower

Oh shit there goes Vern on his lawnmower

Vern by Ken The Pizza Man Hale July 7, 2018

Vern 

Cunt

Don't be a Vern. No one likes a Vern.

Vern by Yvennah March 30, 2019

Vern 

A dude with a small penis usually big and black

I'm glad I don't have a Vern

Vern by Shamgod309 May 13, 2016

vern 

Malvern basically

where you from?
I'm from vern crodie

vern by smokedawgschain November 2, 2020