Venusaur

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

by Boberto111 January 28, 2018

venusisslaying

Venusisslaying is slaying. Ur mom.

“Careful, he might pull a venusisslaying“

by Venusisslaying September 30, 2021

Leaving Venus

An indie band from NC; a term used to express anguish when giving up on love, if only temporarily.

Leaving Venus wrote the song "Handgun (Welcome to America).
My heart is broken-- I'm Leaving Venus, man.

by Damon Tyndal April 18, 2008

Venus Nut Trap

Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.

Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?

Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.

Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.

by poopside March 15, 2010

Venus faultline

A wide vagina that leaves barely any room for the taint. Or in other words, the crack of a girl's pussy that goes all the way down and becomes the ass crack.

Dude: My girlfriend's pussy and ass crack are practically connected, bro! She says it's called a "Venus faultline"!

by Anonymous4236 September 16, 2017

Venusian

Venusian's are entities born on the planet of Venus. They are known to be happy , joyous and have very pleasant personalities. They are a balanced generous people as well as fun loving and optimists naturally. A Venusian sees life as a gift and feel they have much to explore and enjoy in its brightness. Because of this their men marry early in life generally and make devote husbands threw life to all their family and apparently large amounts of pets . All if not most Venusian's are by human standards beautiful the men tall handsome and even though not always muscular always appear large in arms or chest area. The women seen as beauties as well with near perfect skin, Hair that is silky and strong with great figures. A good tell for Venusian's like most creatures is their eyes. A Venusian's eyes are large and round or almond shaped expressive eyes that reveal their tender nature , many having long eyelashes. A certain owner of a new founded electric car company is said to be Venusian. Though it should be noted this is not 100% confirmed as of yet. A Venusian speaks amtorian, Amtor of course being there planet to us known as Venus. Venusian's due to personality and outlook tend to be very successful in theory most Venusian's would dominate the current earth workforce. This is simply because most earth inhabitants are unhappy undisciplined and under developed.

Damn this new hyperloop formula is messing me up boss ! Ted give it to the Venusian he will have the math done before lunch.

by TanAiJanjong September 26, 2018

Venus' diamond

n., (aka diamond of Venus or diamanti veneris)

gap, usually diamond shaped, between a woman's legs at the top of the thighs and below the vagina (pussy).

Indicates well toned thighs and wide hips: attributes of a well formed and sexy female.

Bro 1: you see the new Dior fragrance ad?
Bro 2: yah, Charlize Theron's Venus' diamond is just, like, totally bangin'!
Bro 1: yah!

by percepts January 3, 2012