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Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.
by MelCefus August 13, 2006
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ventriloquized

The act of throwing one's voice to make it appear someone else had spoken.
I didn't say dinner tasted nasty, Nick ventriloquized me or something, that's why you thought it was me!
by Heretic617 May 18, 2017
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shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
by Hersheydog March 7, 2023
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auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
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cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.
That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.
by tuber2112 September 2, 2011
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ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012
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Ventriloqueef

Omg that puppet queefing it’s a ventriloqueef
by ROACHEs on my wall March 14, 2022
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