Veni Vidi Vici

Latin for "I came, I saw, I conqured". Julius Caeser said this after kicking nearly EVERYONE's ass and hooking up with Cloepatra around 47 BC. Look it up.

If I was as bad as Julius Caeser I'd be able to say "Veni, vidi, vici".

by Shawnster May 13, 2005

veni, vidi, vici

Real Term: Julius Caeser said this when discribed how/what he did on his campaign. (veni (I came), vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered)

Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.

Caeser: Veni, vidi, vici

Dumbass 16 y/o: vidi, vici, veni

by Mystrick April 6, 2005

Veni_04

lego man that likes kids
also he hooks up with lildevil

Veni_04 hooked up with 13 year olds bro what a fucking weirdo

by ezzzz6969 April 26, 2021

Veni, Vidi, Bleachi

Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."

Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.

by Merlingoth April 6, 2010

Veni Vidi Velcro

( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.

by YoucancallmeFloyd October 8, 2007

veni vidi visa

I came, I saw, I shopped.. Only on fabulous finds such as a one of a kind Christian Louboutin versus a sad looking pair of knock offs on Canal St.

I totally veni vidi visa'd at Gucci today.

by freebitch February 18, 2010

veni, vidi, wiki

refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;

John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!

by KurtSteinerPL August 11, 2012