i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.
i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.
dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.
i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.
dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.
by Lil Natural High September 05, 2009
A sexual act originating in late 19th century England. Bunny ears are formed with the first 2 fingers of the hand. The index finger is then inserted in the sexual partner's rectum while the tip of the middle finger strokes the chode/chode hair.
by CR_Gus July 31, 2009
That black velveteen sure is an ugly ass hoe.
by R1c0 Su4V3 January 20, 2004
A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
see also: crumpkin
also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie
As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.
by stogie66 October 23, 2009
Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream
by SlangForThePeople August 20, 2020
by overmonk September 09, 2011
When having relations with your lady-friend (or man-friend), you ejaculate semen on her face, and then immediately piss on her.
I gave Sholandra a velveteen waterfall last night because I didn't have a chance to take a piss before we fucked.
by Aidan Frankenstein May 23, 2012