velveteen rub 

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.

i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.

velveteen rub by Lil Natural High September 9, 2009

Velveteen Rabbit 

A sexual act originating in late 19th century England. Bunny ears are formed with the first 2 fingers of the hand. The index finger is then inserted in the sexual partner's rectum while the tip of the middle finger strokes the chode/chode hair.

I gave your mom the old "velveteen rabbit" last night.

Velveteen Rabbit by CR_Gus July 31, 2009

velveteen blumpkin 

A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

see also: crumpkin

also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie

As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.

velveteen blumpkin by stogie66 October 23, 2009

Velveteen Dream 

A Velveteen Dream is where an adult has sexual thoughts or fantasies about minors

Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream

Velveteen Dream by SlangForThePeople August 20, 2020

Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

Velveteen Poncho by overmonk September 10, 2011

velveteen waterfall

When having relations with your lady-friend (or man-friend), you ejaculate semen on her face, and then immediately piss on her.

I gave Sholandra a velveteen waterfall last night because I didn't have a chance to take a piss before we fucked.

velveteen waterfall by Aidan Frankenstein November 2, 2012

black velveteen 

A beautiful black girl.

Melissa Ford is a black velveteen.

black velveteen by MisUsed April 5, 2007