Cain Velasquez

saying you are something but its only half way true. it is known as cain velasquez because he is the "first mexican heavyweight champion" when he was born in salinas, ca and has always lived in the U.S. he is an american of mexican decent not a mexican. therefore he is posing himself as something hes not.

wait is that girl italian or she cain velasquez italian?

by bamf^2 October 29, 2010

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jasmine velasquez

a very shy girl who has a fear of public speaking

persen: "Hey" jasmine velasquez: *can't breathe and heart pumping fast*

by persen 13 July 6, 2011

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bryan velasquez

The most cutest guy in the world! Hes so sweet and nice and tall but hes very complicated. He might try and make you jealous by flirting with some other ugly ass girl but you have to remember hes making YOU jealous. He doesnt date very much so if hes choosing to spend his time with you alone, youre a very special girl (if he says youre really special to him then thats a plus.) He gives REALLY nice hugs and kisses (i hope so)

Girl : OMG who is that ? Hes so nice and sweet !

Girl (2) : Thats a Bryan Velasquez, dummy !

by spidermans.baby June 5, 2017

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Isabela Velasquez

Big booty small waist absolutely the most perfect girl. She likes wet kisses and likes to touch dick. She always tries to touch your butt even if you say no. Pretty much the best human you will ever meet.

Isabela Velasquez is soo sexy

by The one you call daddy April 11, 2022

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Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

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