To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.
Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.
Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.
by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008
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-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you
2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you
-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum
4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum
5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum
-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you
2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you
-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum
4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum
5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum
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by snikch August 24, 2008
Get the veitch mug.An act involving kicking a woman in the spine repeatedly until she does not possess the ability to walk anymore. Typically carried out by a man, usually one with a well known public profile and working in the broadcasting industry.
"I'll give ya the Veitching of a lifetime bitch!"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"
by m-tang August 18, 2008
Get the Veitching mug.To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Zealand.
by Greg0 August 2, 2008
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1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.
2) To lose one's job at TVNZ
1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.
2) To lose one's job at TVNZ
To Veitch: You don't shut up, I'll Veitch the crap out of you.
Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.
Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.
by aftm March 24, 2010
Get the To Veitch mug.Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.
I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)
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