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veitching

To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.

Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.
I'm going to give you a good veitching.
by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008
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veitch

veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing

-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you

2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you


-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum
See above for examples of veitch; below for localised explanation

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by snikch August 24, 2008
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Veitching

An act involving kicking a woman in the spine repeatedly until she does not possess the ability to walk anymore. Typically carried out by a man, usually one with a well known public profile and working in the broadcasting industry.
"I'll give ya the Veitching of a lifetime bitch!"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"
by m-tang August 18, 2008
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veitched

To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Zealand.
Bro did you hear Lorraine got veitched by Murray?
by Greg0 August 2, 2008
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To Veitch

verb

1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.

2) To lose one's job at TVNZ
To Veitch: You don't shut up, I'll Veitch the crap out of you.

Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.
by aftm March 24, 2010
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The Veitch method

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.
I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)
by Ethan.M July 20, 2022
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