veitch

verb

1. to cause serious injury to another by repeatedly kicking them in the spine. Refers especially but not exclusively to the beating of ex-girlfriends.

1. "Dude, you didn't just lash out - you fucking veitched her!"

by cookmesomeeggs August 6, 2008

Veitch

To "lash out" at someone and blame stress

Dude, I have been working 7 days a week, then my Mrs has the nerve not to cook me some eggs! So I Veitched her in the back... damn you stress! damn you straight to hell!

by GW7 August 2, 2008

Veitching

The act of beating someone until they are hospitalized and require treatment for a broken back.

Paul is such a dick.... he is in for some serious Veitching tonight.

by big_daddy_g1 August 18, 2008

veitching

To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.

Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.

I'm going to give you a good veitching.

by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008

veitnamese landmine

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room

Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby

by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

veitch

veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing

-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you

2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you


-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum

See above for examples of veitch; below for localised explanation

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by snikch August 24, 2008

Veitching

An act involving kicking a woman in the spine repeatedly until she does not possess the ability to walk anymore. Typically carried out by a man, usually one with a well known public profile and working in the broadcasting industry.

"I'll give ya the Veitching of a lifetime bitch!"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"

by m-tang August 18, 2008