Veggie Tales

Cartoon show featuring vegetables that talk about religion, which if you stop to think about it is appropriate because followers of most religions are vegetables unable to think for themselves.

Right after Davey & Goliath, there's an episode of Veggie Tales on the Trinity Channel.

by Samurai Sam September 28, 2006

veggie-table

a vegetable but its the size of a table
disliked by tahm kenchions
very nutritious

tahm kenchions hate veggie-table
damn i could go for a veggie-table right about now

by sheeshman4206669 November 22, 2021

Vaggie Tales

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.

Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.

by gregben June 22, 2021

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021

VeggieTales

A video and DVD-only show by the company Big Idea created for smaller children that teaches lessons such as Obedience and Thankfulness through stories from the Bible and also their own stories (still about God). All of the charcters are vegetables. There is one movie: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. Though the show is made for little kids, it is actually quite funny and the show and movie are great comedies.

Quote from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:
Motivational Tape- You are a skilled metalworker
Khalil the catepillar/worm- I am a skilled metalworker. Ah! I did not know that!

by Proud Nerd September 2, 2005

VeggieTales in the House

A sequel/reboot that is substantially worse than the original.

"Teen Titans Go is a VeggieTales in the House of Teen Titans."

"Madden 20 is a VeggieTales in the House of Madden 08."

by agvids January 6, 2021

VeggieTables

The OG minecraft player that is constantly referred to as God, He is worshiped by many Eboys,Egirls and Even Minecraft Kids, He was Joined by his Prophets: Async, Hippo, And Skivvzyy the edater

I cant wait to go home and Pray To Veggie Tables, Do you guys remember VeggieTables the god?

by VegetablesIsGod April 27, 2019