cranky vapors

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

by nc2016 October 22, 2016

out like the vapors

Leaving a place relatively quickly.

When Louie's beer shits started acting up in the middle of math class, he realized he'd better be out like the vapors to save himself from the biggest embarrassment of his life.

"I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce? I'm out like the vapors."
-Notorious B.I.G., "Dead Wrong"

by Nick D February 10, 2004

the vapors

A polite 19th century term women used meaning either

1) Being emotionally overcome or

2) Having gas

Oh, Rhett, I am et up with the vapors!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Shit Vapors

Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.

Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.

Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.

Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

catch the vapors

To become suddenly emotional because of a recent event that is usually trivial. It can be something exciting or stressful. Mainly a Southern slang-term.

1. They catch the vapors and have to be put to bed every time the temperature reaches 80 degrees.

by Fridayeven April 24, 2008

Running on Vapors

1) To be living only on what the local Soup Kitchen gives you.
2) To be very low on gas.
3) The state your in if you skipped lunch.

1) I took Hobo Joe out to dinner yesterday. He's a real nice guy, and he's been running on vapors for weeks now.

2) Where's a gas station? My car is running on vapors!

3) When's dinner, Babe? I'm running on vapors...

by Boozel December 24, 2008

CATCH THE VAPORS

(1) To get caught up and interested in what someone else has or what they do and, want to be involved in it.

(2) To dislike someone for a certain period of time and then all of a sudden like them for materialistic reasons once, you've found out about thier status or what they have.

(1) Shannon's catching the vapors over that guy who drives the Lexus.

(2) Ron turned her down in high school, now that he sees her, he caught the vapors because she's with another person.

by F-40 May 16, 2004