Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Van Dyke

One who is excessive in the act of interfering.

(person 1 is happy watching tv)
(person 2 comes in and starts to interfere by changing the channel)
person 1: stop being a van dyke!

In this instance person 2 would be a van dyke.

Where it has derrived from: In Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyke used to interfere during Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins: (singing)
Dick Van Dyke:Oh its so lovely!!!!!
this would continue until the end of each song.

Van dykes: (a group of van dykes)look at that gang of van dykes!

Van dyked:(to be van dyked)he is getting van dyked!
Van dyking:(to Van dyke) stop van dyking will you!
Van Dyker:(one who van dykes)he's a van dyker!

by ---BLEWERT((()))))--- October 17, 2006

Dick Van Dyke

Famous comedian. See: Penis Van Lesbian

Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!

by A random guy April 27, 2003

Kaya van dyke

A once ordinary girl whose been turned into a butch lesbian and rocks a haircut similar to that of Eminem

Yo Luke G, Kaya van dyke be lookin' like Slim Shady with that fresh trim dawg, haha.

by Luke of Planet Earth March 13, 2018

dick van dyke

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.

Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.

by F3nyx May 1, 2006

Dick Van Dyke

A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult

Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.

by asaia August 8, 2011

dick van dyke

an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake cockney accent in the film Mary Poppins.

"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009