A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
by Pete Henry May 8, 2006
Get the Van Dykemug. A type of lesbian.
1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
by SJ@24 September 6, 2009
Get the Van Dykemug. (person 1 is happy watching tv)
(person 2 comes in and starts to interfere by changing the channel)
person 1: stop being a van dyke!
In this instance person 2 would be a van dyke.
Where it has derrived from: In Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyke used to interfere during Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins: (singing)
Dick Van Dyke:Oh its so lovely!!!!!
this would continue until the end of each song.
Van dykes: (a group of van dykes)look at that gang of van dykes!
Van dyked:(to be van dyked)he is getting van dyked!
Van dyking:(to Van dyke) stop van dyking will you!
Van Dyker:(one who van dykes)he's a van dyker!
(person 2 comes in and starts to interfere by changing the channel)
person 1: stop being a van dyke!
In this instance person 2 would be a van dyke.
Where it has derrived from: In Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyke used to interfere during Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins: (singing)
Dick Van Dyke:Oh its so lovely!!!!!
this would continue until the end of each song.
Van dykes: (a group of van dykes)look at that gang of van dykes!
Van dyked:(to be van dyked)he is getting van dyked!
Van dyking:(to Van dyke) stop van dyking will you!
Van Dyker:(one who van dykes)he's a van dyker!
by ---BLEWERT((()))))--- October 17, 2006
Get the Van Dykemug. by A random guy April 27, 2003
Get the Dick Van Dykemug. A once ordinary girl whose been turned into a butch lesbian and rocks a haircut similar to that of Eminem
by Luke of Planet Earth March 13, 2018
Get the Kaya van dykemug. by F3nyx May 11, 2006
Get the dick van dykemug. by asaia August 11, 2011
Get the Dick Van Dykemug.