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Nora Valkyrie

An energetic and happy orphan who fights monsters with a Grenade Launching Hammer who can't be hurt by lightning.
by La Luna Loco March 14, 2017
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Valkyrie

From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.

Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...

See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism
If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A

Man, did you buy Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A?
Nah it was too expensive
by random_boiz October 26, 2020
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Operation Valkyrie

Adolf Hitler's contigency plan to keep the NSDAP in power, in the event Germany was overrun by a uprising/ foreign force. The plan would be authorized by either Hitler or the General of the Heer (Army) Resrve, the plan would have all reserve soldiers and Waffen/ SS troopers secure key parts to the Reich's leadership.
- Colonel Claus Von Stuffenberg, General Olbricht, and the other July 20, 1944 (Hitler Assissination attempt) changed Valkyrie to exclude the SS from the plan, therefor, they could use the Heer to seize control of the Government and stop the Nazi Party (Without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.
Operation Valkyrie was a key part to the July 20th plot.
by ww2wizzkid September 25, 2009
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Valkyrie

A female Wingman, specifically helping male friends get the ladies.
Valkyrie: Alright James, totally gonna go to the bar and we're gonna get you laid tonight.
by i.p.friely September 22, 2011
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white valkyrie

Man, this girl asked me out and as soon as I said no she said she'd expose me, such a white valkyrie
by Memeconnoisseur1 July 2, 2019
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Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
by NoxMelo April 11, 2020
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