“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018
Get the Valet parking mug.when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Valet "Angie" Keogh: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. mug.Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
by Calopolus October 4, 2010
Get the Rusty Valet mug.1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
"They ain't no parkin spaces close"
"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006
Get the nigger valet mug.Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009
Get the Hip Hop Valet Parking mug.by Michelle June 25, 2004
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