vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

Valentricksterhallogivingmas

The ultimate word to confuse anybody. Combination of Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas

Dude 1: HAPPY VALENTRICKSTERHALLOGIVINGMAS!
Dude 2: WTF? O.o

by Emo_Girl_AlexaUchiha December 15, 2008

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valtard

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008

Valencard

A Valentine's Day card.

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.

by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017

Valenterrible

What lonely people call Valentine's Day.

Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!

by sexygayboy February 13, 2010