Leo Valdez

The seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.

Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are

by jasongraced December 9, 2012

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Eddie/Edgar Valden

The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3

1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best

by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021

valdeta

Valdeta is uncommon balkan name. They usually from Albania but it could be other balkan countries. If you met a girl or you know girl named Valdeta you should ask her where is she from? Also they are so nice and humble. They are also uniqe. It's because they are talented so many things. Basically the are intelligent. Their blond hair, colored eyes and beatiful smiles could fall in you love with them. Just be nice to them and they going to be nice to you.

Hey Valdeta how you doing today?

Valdeta you hair lookin amazing today!

by nothingbutresp3ct December 26, 2022

valdemar

An exotic man with a sexy accent who plays guitar and video games and can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in your language or his. Also a gamer, so totally laid back and fun. Does rage when computers are stupid (but who doesn't?).
Also another name for a manzana.

You see that man over there? He's a total Valdemar.

by JadeLady March 6, 2014

valdemiro

Valdemiro is a sweet guy. He's very shy at first. A quiet guy but when he warms up to you its endless fun and adventures. He is an amazing person and youd be lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.

hi valdemiro

by Yatusabesss September 6, 2021

Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012