Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021

dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

Kick a Valdemar day

Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.

"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"

by Pølsekarsten69 November 20, 2020

Vandemark

1. A classy girl.

2. A terribly cute girl who dresses well.

Look at that Vandemark, she's definitely gunning for the top of the corporate ladder.

by rovingroverwhoroves April 28, 2013

valdemiro

Valdemiro is a sweet guy. He's very shy at first. A quiet guy but when he warms up to you its endless fun and adventures. He is an amazing person and youd be lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.

hi valdemiro

by Yatusabesss September 6, 2021

Valdimar

it is an legendary icelandic name, it means the one who has won many battles, Pussy magnet, Winner and lots more

If only i was like Valdimar then i could beat that guy and fuck that chick!

by þubjostekkiviðþessu January 25, 2011

Voldemart

A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potter book by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.

(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.

Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?
Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.

by SeveraVanPoe May 1, 2009