A Water-type Eeveelution introduced in the first generation of Pokemon. It has been ruined by horny zoophiles and 4chan users.
Do not make NSFW art of Vaporeon! If you do, I'll run over your fridge with an Iveco Daily!
Do not make NSFW art of Vaporeon! If you do, I'll run over your fridge with an Iveco Daily!
by captaincanadaswonderland December 6, 2021
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In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Professor Bryce Hall September 15, 2020
Get the Vaporeon mug.Vaporetti is the 1st Luxury Electronic Cigarette that even hit the market. Vaporetti is the designer Electronic Cigarette..
The women were all dressed head to toe in Versace, Gucci and Prada while puffing on there Vaporetti's at the VMA's..
by Luv2Vape December 15, 2012
Get the Vaporetti mug.Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
by pseud0nym12470 April 18, 2023
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Trainer 2: I bought a Water Stone and evolved it into a Vaporeon!
Trainer 1: Great choice! I personally would have picked Flareon but that's just me.
Trainer 2: I bought a Water Stone and evolved it into a Vaporeon!
Trainer 1: Great choice! I personally would have picked Flareon but that's just me.
by Mango-Moose April 1, 2023
Get the Vaporeon mug.An emotional disorder characterized by an obsesive desire to surgically reduce the size of ones vagina. Where as the vagina is the object of body dysmorphia.
Lucy was about to have her vagina surgically tightened for the third time, when a friend intervened and she instead sought help for Vagorexia.
by alanaxox June 17, 2017
Get the Vagorexia mug.Vakare is always such a funny and sweet girl however don't be fooled as Vakare's have their sass. Their not afraid to do anything in fact they take the most risks you'd think anyone could possibly take. Vakare's have the 'You Only Live Once' saying drilled in their brain. They are also so so gorgeous. Perfect face structure and skin! if you know a Vakare. BEFRIEND THEM!
by Guilia <3 January 22, 2021
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